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Capitol Steps: April Fools' 2009 Edition


In preparation for the Capitol Steps upcoming April Fools' edition of "Politics Takes a Holiday," we present a new standardized test! Five ways to determine if you are an April fool: Your hair cut appointments last longer than your impeachment hearings; two of your cabinet nominees forgot to pay their taxes; Aretha Franklin's Inaugural hat is larger than your 401K; your son or daughter was with Michael Phelps and took the picture; your version of the stimulus plan involves buying Nutrisystem for Jessica Simpson; the House and Senate may not think they are an April fool, but if there's one thing they can agree on, it's to tune in to the Capitol Steps special! After all, the only way to make sense of this mess is to ... find out what rhymes with it?

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